BENDIGO: We need a space Government

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This round's topic: We need a Space Government 

Space is the final frontier; an endless expanse of nothingness, possibly the last remaining place you can go to avoid Taylor Swift.

Or that was the case, until fairly recently. There are now over 9000 satellites fanging around the earth; two space stations, and now, horrifyingly, space tourists. How are you supposed to marvel at the incredible majesty of space when there’s a space contiki tour doing their ‘9 planets in 9 days’ pub crawl nearby? What if they’re the first humans to make first contact?

As space starts to fill up; do we need someone to manage it all? Accidents in space could have catastrophic consequences; collisions causing a series of dominoes-effect events with projectiles shooting destroying other precious equipment or levelling a space McDonald’s. Surely at the very least we…