Thu, 12 Dec|
Christmas Special: Santa Claus is real.
We all know him on a first name basis. The big SC. But is this international man of surveillance, physics bending and Customs law flouting really real? Scientists decide.
Time & Location
12 Dec 2019, 7:00 pm – 9:40 pm
Howler, 7-11 Dawson St, Brunswick VIC 3056, Australia
About the Event
He must be real. I mean you can track him on google maps on December 24. I mean you can't be this famous and not exist! Next you'll be questioning the existence of God! Or George Clooney!
Yet some serious questions have arisen about this particular individual's practices. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I mean Santa Claus has a surveillance system that puts the NSA to shame. Who has Santa paid off to get around international privacy protocols? Not to mention Customs. Is Santa in the pocket of Big Bauble?
Questions have been raised about the laws of physics Santa flagrantly violates in order to complete his deliveries on Christmas eve. With the sophisticated transport technology at Santa's disposal humanity could achieve incredible things; like distributing ebola medications to remote communities in crisis, as much as spoiled 8 year-olds in Florida need a second Pikachu pez dispenser.
Come grab a bite and a beverage at the Howler as we take a forensic approach to analyzing the Christmas spirit.